January 2012
December 2011
help there’s a drunk oli on my floor and she can’t get up.
pplastic:
Who wants to cyber new year kiss me
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
or yknow. it’s not new years till it’s new years in England. Where the GMT was decided and all. Hence meaning that’s the CORRECT time and you’re all wrong
lol.
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
leisurelyyetsensual:
rip-that-scandalous-bitch-in-two:
Turns out I will be ending another year single. Yeah… lucky me. :/
You’re not single. You have your internet friends.
Regardless, I mean to say that my girlfriend and I just broke up… So single in that perspective :/
Turns out I will be ending another year single. Yeah… lucky me. :/